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1. [ WHAT-THEEE?! ] Fri, May. 06, 2011
   

   Some time later, a rich nobleman was hunting in the woods when he ran across the abandoned body of Sleeping Beauty. Far from planting a kiss, the nobleman instead raped her sleeping body, from which resulted a pregnancy. Nine months later, Sleeping Beauty gave birth to two children (and named them Sun and Moon) and the forest fairies took care of them while Sleeping Beauty continued her slumber. Whilst placing the babes to Sleeping Beauty’s breasts, one of the children accidentally mistook her thumb for a nipple and sucked out the poison splinter. Talia awoke from her deep sleep. - http://www.altereddimensions.net/strange/SleepingBeauty.aspx

   
   
   
   I just had to fuck up your childhood, too. Sorry. Read what happens next, though.

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    yeah.. ruined your day too, right?

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    how fucking horrible :o

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    uh… who the fuck, rapes a sleeping person? Like are they that bad that they only do passed out girls?

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    sick part of my mind makes me want to laugh. i am sick.

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